Silly Tombstone Epitaths

Put some humorous epitaths on your homemade tombstones to enhance your outdoor yard decorations.

C. Dracula

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Here lies Butch
We planted him raw
Quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

Remember always
To smell the roses
If you dig here
Hold your noses

Here lies Jonathan Yeast
Pardon me for not rising

She always said her feet were killing her
But nobody believed her

Here lies an athiest
All dressed up and nowhere to go

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again

While living men my tomb do view,
Remember well, there's room for you

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