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Haunt Your House!

Haunt Your House
Party Kit
Includes over a dozen items to turn a house into a spooky haunted house of fun. Great for parties! Comes with: (3) Door Decorations, (8) Spooky Eyes, (12) Ghostly Footprints, (1) Spider Web, (3) Inflatable Halloween Heads, (1) Halloween Sound CD, (1) "Popping Pad" Sheet, (3) Hanging Ghosts, PLUS a booklet of spooky haunted house ideas!

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Twisted Halloween Tombstone Epitaths

Halloween is coming up and you're planning to turn your pristine lawn into a haunted graveyard. Of course, you'll need some old, crumbling tombstones to enhance the effect, and you'll certainly want some halloween tombstone epitaths to grace the "stone." Not sure what to include? Here are some great funny epitaths that should work perfectly. By the way, if you require some funny names, check out our Halloween Tombstone Humor: Funny Graveyard Names page as well.

Epitaphs To Remember
A collection of bizarre and startling epitaphs
from more than 200 cemeteries.

C. Dracula

1236
1458
1527
1703
1823
1931
1992
2008

Here lies Butch
We planted him raw
Quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw

Remember always
To smell the roses
If you dig here
Hold your noses

Here lies Jonathan Yeast
Pardon me for not rising

She always said her feet were killing her
But nobody believed her

Here lies an athiest
All dressed up and nowhere to go

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Here lies the Pillsbury Dough Boy
He will rise again

While living men my tomb do view,
Remember well, there's room for you

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